Cartoon Crackheads

Winnie the Pooh - Honey

Monterey Jack - Cheese

The Cookie Monster - Cookies

Whimpy - Hamburgers

Glen Quagmire - Pussy

Ms. Piggy - Frog Cock

ScarFace-Off

MAINO

vs.

OMAR LITTLE

O.G. Sex Addict

Pepé Le Pew

Hip-Hop Quotable

"You shall not harm Harry Potter!!"

DOBBY the HOUSE ELF

Greatest Wingman Ever

       CAL NAUGHTON JR.                  LT. NICK "GOOSE" BRADSHAW

 or 

TRICK QUESTION!!  THE ANSWER IS....

L.A. LAKERS COLOR COMMENTATOR

STU LANTZ

Drunken Conversation With Judge Lance Ito

Me: Hey, wait a minute man, I know you. Didn't you co-pilot the Millennium Falcon with Lando Calrissian during the Battle of Endor in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi??  What's your name man??
Judge Ito: First off you fucking idiot, that was a movie. Second of all, it supposedly happened a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away so if it did in fact happen, it would've occurred before I was alive and in a totally different galaxy.  And the person you're thinking of is Nien Nunb, and I get that all the time.

Movie Mash Up

      THE DARK KNIGHT             BLACK KNIGHT

                + = ...

THE DARK BLACK KNIGHT 

starring

WESLEY SNIPES