2012

People claim that myself, along with the Mayans, predict that the world is going to end in 2012.  That is not correct.  Something more epic and life changing is going to happen in 2012, for JUSTIN BIEBER IS GOING TO CHANGE HIS HAIRSTYLE!!!  That is right folks, the Nastradamus of Nonsense foresees Justin Bieber changing his hairstyle on November 14, 2012.  What the haircut will be I cannot predict, but I envision if you look directly at it your face will melt like staring at the Arc of the Covenant. As most people vividly remember where they were when Kennedy was assassinated, or where they were when the World Trade Center was attacked, future generations will remember where they were when Bieber Chopped his Locks.  Let the countdown begin...

Future Menendez Brothers???

For starters, can someone please tell me what the difference is between "The Suite Life of Zack & Cody" and "The Suite Life on Deck"?? It really doesn't matter because Justin Bieber stole all those 2 little kids thunder and has driven them into irrelevancy and oblivion. Dylan and Cole Sprouse (cool last name dudes) were suppose to be the male version of the Olson Twins.  But people fell in love with the Olson Twins when they were cute and couldn't talk.  But like with most women, the moment after they opened their mouths and spoke, the world wished they were deaf mutes like Hellen Keller.  But if I was Dylan and Cole's manager, I would tell those two little dudes to go Menendez Brothers on Justin Bieber so they had some chance of getting their fans and fame back. In the words of Chris Rock wit O.J. and Nicole Brown Simpson, "I'm not sayin' he should've kill't her, but I understand..."

Career Day Hall of Fame

LEVAR BURTON

aka

KUNTA KINTE

aka

READING RAINBOW DUDE

aka

LT. COMMANDER GEORDI LA FORGE

Hairstylist to the Stars

All signs point to the same hairstylist who fucked up Stevie Wonders hair with ridiculous hair-beads working with Serena and Venus Williams during their early tennis years. Stevie was blind and Venus and Serena were young so I guess they have excuses, but what is this supermodel from the 80's excuse??? I'm gonna go with lots of booger sugar aka Cocaine use on the part of the her and the photographer...

Ultimate DVD Box Set

Morris Chestnut and Gabrielle Union 

Romantic-Comedy DVD Box Set

I swear, Isis from Bring It On and Bobby Zachs from Under Siege 2: Dark Territory have played love interests in so many movies that they may have a common law marriage. In all four of the movies which they've starred in together, at one point in the movie they were love interests. In a perfect world Gabrielle Union and Morris Chestnut would be married in real life. And while Dwayne Wade's ex-wife claims Gabrielle Union was a homewrecker and ruined their marriage, I believe Dwayne Wade is the homewrecker. Ruining the fantasy of the Morris Chestnut and Gabrielle Union on-screen and off-screen romance is 50 times worse than what LeBron James did to Cavs season ticket holders. Below is a list of the screen-gold Ricky from Boyz N The Hood and Syd from Bad Boys II have made together...

Two Can Play That Game (2001)

The Brothers (2001)

Breaking All The Rules (2004)

The Perfect Holiday (2007)

Secret Love Child

                              Don Cheadle                                               Cornelius Vanderbilt

 +  = ...

DON CORNELIUS

and the

SOOOOOOOUUUULLLL TRAIN!!!!!

Yomama Bin Ladin Tweet of the Day

Just finished gettin' my groove on @raheeemmujiah's cave party.   In the cave doin' the same ole 2-step, lol.  Shit was rockin, pun intended!!!  But I must admit, I'm a terrible dancer and have no rhythm. My rhythm is so bad you could say I have terrorhythm, Hahaha....