2012

People claim that myself, along with the Mayans, predict that the world is going to end in 2012.  That is not correct.  Something more epic and life changing is going to happen in 2012, for JUSTIN BIEBER IS GOING TO CHANGE HIS HAIRSTYLE!!!  That is right folks, the Nastradamus of Nonsense foresees Justin Bieber changing his hairstyle on November 14, 2012.  What the haircut will be I cannot predict, but I envision if you look directly at it your face will melt like staring at the Arc of the Covenant. As most people vividly remember where they were when Kennedy was assassinated, or where they were when the World Trade Center was attacked, future generations will remember where they were when Bieber Chopped his Locks.  Let the countdown begin...