I refuse to call Wednesday the "hump day" and I think everyone should join me in my boycott. Wednesday is nowhere close to being as fun as humping, and it lasts a hell of a lot longer than one of my infrequent and unsatisfactory hump sessions, referred to as "3 minutes of disappointment" by the ladies. I can't even remember the last time I humped on a Wednesday and, therefore, I will not call Wednesday the hump day until the next time I actually hump on a Wednesday. We will start the Nastradamus of Nonsense Nookie Calendar where I'll mark off the calendar with a red X after every Wednesday I don't get my hump on. Let the games begin. O yea, I accept pity fucks ladies.
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