MS. GOLLUM
GIRL!!! I bet you didn't know that Gollum, the artist formerly known as Smeagol, from Lord of the Rings is a woman. Yes, that's right, that thinning haired, crooked toothed, pot-bellied and flat chested 7 year old Benjamin Button looking ghoulish thing in Lord of the Rings is a woman. While no DNA tests have been performed to confirm Gollum's sex, the only living creature that obsessed with forcing or tricking a guy to give it a ring is a 38 year old woman dying to get married and whose biological clock is ticking with only 2 fertile eggs left to make a baby and shut-up her judgmental and nagging mother obsessed with having a grandchild. Biting off a guys finger and jumping into an active volcano to get a ring is nothing compared to what most women are willing to do.
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