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Bob: Good evening, I'm Bob Vanzant and thanks for tuning in to the KCAL 5 news at 10.  We have breaking news with regards to the 33 trapped Miners in Chile and are going to take you to our field correspondent Karen who is live at the rescue site. Karen, are you there?
Karen: Hi Bob. Yes, the scene here is pure enthusiasm and joy as the last of the Chilean Miners is making his way to the surface.  However, I must point out that there is a contingency of Catholic Priests who showed up here and appeared somewhat disappointed when the Chilean Miners were finally rescued.
Bob: Did you say Catholic Priests Karen? And do you have any idea why they were disappointed?
Karen: Yes, that's right Bob, Catholic Priests.  I spoke with a few of them and apparently they had shown up to the site thinking there were 33 male Chilean "Minors" trapped underground. The Priests eventually welcomed and embraced the recently rescued Miners, but only after they turned their backs to close their pants-fly zippers.