The Nastradamus of Nonsense Nobel Peace Prize

THE NASTRADAMUS OF NONSENSE

NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

WINNER

IS...

                

    Ricky Ricardo          Carl Winslow

The first annual Nastradamus of Nonsense Nobel Peace Prize goes to Ricky Ricardo of "I Love Lucy" and Officer Carl Winslow of "Family Matters". These two gentleman have shown otherwordly class, compassion, and peaceful ways in their everyday lives. Because of these exemplar characteristics, we felt they were deserving of this prestigious award.

Calling Ricky Ricardo a patient and forgiving man is an understatement.  Ricky Ricardo was married to a woman who's lifestyle and antics are best described as a cross-breed Tasmanian Devil and drunk Bull let loose in a China shop after being jolted with a cattle-prod in the left-testicle. The antics of his wife Lucy and their neighbor Ethel would drive a lesser man to commit (this analogy was removed due to graphic material).  But never did Ricky give Lucy a swift Chris Brown jab to her left cheek-bone.  All he did was put his hands on his hips, tip his head slightly to the right and say "Luuuuuuuccccciiiieeeeee".  And maybe worse than Lucy's antics was her cat with raven claws on a chalkboard "Iiiiiiieeeeeee" screech whenever her hair-brained schemes were unfoiled.  

In the dictionary, there should be a picture of Carl Winslow next to the word "peace". Here is a man, who put his life on the line as a cop on the mean streets of Chicago and opened up his home to his mother and his sister-in-law and her child/children while raising his own family. While this would be enough to warrant consideration for this prestigious award, Carl Winslow's true virtue and character shined through with his tolerance of the neighbor from hell, Steve Urkel. Not only did Steve Urkel cause hundreds-of-thousands of dollars worth of damage to Carl's house on a daily basis, he was also trying to bang Carl's daughter, Laura Winslow. While any normal human being would've went Latrell Sprewell on PJ Carlissimo and choked out Urkel, all Carl Winslow would do is put his hands on his hips, tip his head to the right, and give those bug-eyes which said "Steve, you better get the hell outta here before I have to arrest myself for second degree murder."

We at the Nastradamus of Nonsense Nobel Peace Prize Committee would like to once again congratulate Ricky Ricardo and Officer Carl Winslow on their receipt of this prestigious award, and to their tireless efforts of promoting and practicing peace.