Hip-Hop Quotable

"Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!!!"

SENATOR CLAY DAVIS

Self Proclaimed Greatest Facebooker of our Generation

"And all my posts, yea all my posts are the bomb, you've been blessed with my status updates just way too long, I'm so gifted at making creative and funny jokes, so I think it's time for us to have a toast..." (Sing to Kanye West "Runaway")

Egypt Needs A Little Love

EGYPTIAN LOVER

Some of you may not know this, but the Nastradamus of Nonsense is a worldly man and, more importantly, a man of peace. Thus I am writing this post as a plea for all Egyptians, citizens and police, to put down their guns, fire-hoses, tear-gas, and other arms, and blow off your '87 Boombox and pop in an old-school Egyptian Lover cassette tape and just dance (I guess your national dance is "Walk Like an Egyptian" if I'm not mistaken) out your problems. I am also sending out an S.O.S. emergency plea for the Egyptian Lover to make an anti-violence P.S.A. as soon as possible to bring peace to Egypt!! As you can easily tell from the picture above, Egyptian Lover has a Top 5 jherri-curl of ALL TIME, and he aint to be fucked wit'!!!

Movie Ideas

GREMLINS 3: THE SNOOKI BATCH

Precursor To Sex (How To Set The Mood)

4-PLAY

Rahmbo!!

RAHM EMMANUEL

aka

He's bbbbbaaccckkk!!!! Rahm Emmanuel is back in the race for mayor of Chicago as the Illinois Supreme Court reversed a lower-courts decision that Rahmbo did not meet residency requirements. If Rahmbo decides to campaign through the mean streets of the southside of Chicago, he'll need all that artillery he was hauling around in First Blood. Obbbaaaammmaaaaa (In the voice of Rocky screaming out "Adrriiiaaaannnn").

Awesome Pictures

ROBOCOP ON A FUCKIN' UNICORN

The Birds and the Bees for Trees (A Little Fatherleaf Advice)

Father Plant: Hey son, come swing by me.
Son Plant: Hey dad, what's up.
Father Plant: You're getting older and I see you looking at other leaves, so let me give you a little piece of advice my father gave me. Leaves of 3 leave them be.
Son Plant: Leaves of 3 leave them be?? Why?
Father Plant: 'Cuz they're no good, and are dirty. Very very dirty.
Son Plant: Dirty??
Father Plant: Yes dirty!!! You mess with a 3 leafed chick, and you're dickstem will swell up, get all red, be itching all day, and will be oozing pus like a leaky slurpee machine at 7-11 until the day you become mulch!!
Son Plant: Geez!!! Well, what about 4 leafed girls??
Father Plant: Ahh, 4 leaved girls. Now those are the real prize. I've had a few 4's back in my day. Leaves of 3, leave them be, but leaves of 4, have some more, and more, and more, and more more more, hahahaa.
Son Plant: Uhhh, thanks dad... I guess.
Father Plant: No problem son, that's what I'm here for. Now go swing over to your mom and tell her to bring her thick ass veins and sexy apex over here so I can tear her Pulvinus up!!!
Son Plant: Grose dad!!!

What is LOVE???

Living On Viagra Energy

The REAL Superbowl

The 7-10 Split

HBD...

THE HONKY TONK MAN

Happy 58th birthday to The Honky Tonk Man. Your 64 week reign as the WWF's Intercontinental Champion was spectacular, almost as spectacular as you losing the belt to the Ultimate Warrior in just over 13 seconds. Nevertheless, Happy Birthday!!!

Homeless Sign of the Future

Will Like Facebook Status 4 Food

The World's Greatest DJ

DJ DJ MBENGA

First Team All-American Pyramids

THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA

THE FOOD PYRAMID

THE PYRAMID OF SUCCESS

THE PYRAMID GAME

THE PYRAMID SCHEME

What Cologne Is That...

Scqunke for Men

I REALLY LOVE the smell of skunk roadkill!! I am going to come out with a fragrance comprised of skunk roadkill, diesel gasoline, grape drink, and magic sniffum markers. I'll call it Scqunke for Men, by The Nastradamus of Nonsense.

New Movie Releases

THE FIGHTER

Facebook Theme Song

"I don't wanna grow up, I'm a facebook kid, I've got 2000 friends on facebook who have no clue who the fuck I is, from guys to dames to chicks wit' fake names, it's the biggest social network there is, I don't wanna grow up cuz if I did, then I'd be on facebook wit' my fuckin grandkids." - FB Me by The Nastradamus of Nonsense  (** Sing the song to the Toys 'R Us theme song)

IPod Playlist

"Drive Slow" by Kanye West

O.J. SIMPSON

Kobe Bryant's Chinese Foot Fetish

Kobe Bryant's Chinese Foot Fetish

As you can easily tell from the title of this post and accompanying link above, Kobe Bryant is being immortalized and getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame at Grauman's Chinese Theater on February 19, 2011. While I am all for Kobe receiving a star on the walk of fame, I am not for him being the first athlete to receive such an honor as there are many other athletes who have had success not only on the field or court, but have crossed over into film, television, and music. Below, I list a number of stars who also deserve to be enshrined on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Magic Johnson

[The Magic Hour late night talk show, Remember the Times w/ Michael Jackson. ** It must be noted that Magic already has a star, but it's for his chain of Movie Theaters and not his acting/talk show.]

Michael Jordan

[Space Jam, Pro Stars, Nike/Gatorade/Wheaties/McDonalds Commercials, Jam w/ Michael Jackson]

Deion Sanders

[Prime Time, Must Be the Money, Straight to My Feet w/ MC Hammer, Celtic Pride]

Jim Brown

[I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Mars Attacks, Any Given Sunday, Original Gangstas]

Mike Tyson

[Entourage, Black and White, The Hangover]

Wilt Chamberlain

[Conan the Destroyer (Wilt's character in the movie was named Bombaata. So good it's fattening!!)]

Kareem Abdul-Jabar

[Fletch, BASEketball, Airplane, The Game of Death w/ Bruce Lee, Slam Dunk Ernest]

Shaquille O'Neal

[Greatest Rapthlete Ever, Blue Chips, Steel, CB4, Kazaam]

O.J. Simpson

[Hertz Commercials, The Naked Gun Trilogy, Roots, The O.J. Simpson Trial]

I'm Bringin' It Back

PICKPOCKETING

Foot Fetish National Anthem

THONG SONG by SISQO

That Thong Th Thong Thong Thong... 

First Team All-American Basketball Movies

JUWANNA MANN

THE AIR UP THERE

CELTIC PRIDE

AIR BUD

SLAM DUNK ERNEST