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@BigBrutus Vidi, Vici, Veni on dem hoes titties last night!!! LOL #BigPimpin...

Julius Caesar 47 B.C.

What The Fuck You Think I Wanna Do?!?!!

COLOR ME BADD "I WANNA SEX YOU UP"

Is it me or does the curly hair dude look like a cross-breed between Kenny G and Edward Scissor Hands?? It's freakin' the shit out of me!!! Im also pretty sure the black dude is rockin the same hat Janet Jackson wore in her Rhythm Nation video. On that note, did u know Kane from Menace II Society is in the Rhythm Nation video? Of course we all know he was in Michael Jordan's Playground and Belly as well. If that's not worthy of a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame then I don't know what is. Black Actors!!

First Team All-American Chicago Based Sitcoms

FAMILY MATTERS

MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN

PUNKY BREWSTER

WEBSTER

KENAN & KEL

Definitely Feelin' My Man Pogo... PAUSE!!!

POGO "UPular Remix"

Hip-Hop Quotable

"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless."

Kenny Powers

And the Oscar Goes To...

SURF NINJAS 2

Since we are in full swing of the movie award season, the Nastradamus of Nonsense has been concocting movie ideas to bring all those little golden statues to the Nastradamus of Nonsense's man labyrinth. Thus, I am currently working on the script for a remake of Surf Ninjas, with Justin Bieber as the lead character, Zach Galifanakis and Tracy Morgan as his wacky sidekicks, and Sir Ben Kingsley as the bad guy. The tag line would be Point Break meets Power Rangers meets To Catch a Predator, BOOM!! I'm writing my Oscar acceptance speech as we speak. Just a heads up, half will be in Klingon and the other half will be in PootiTanguage...

Must be the Pepto-Bismol Suit

DEION SANDERS "MUST BE THE MONEY"

I think it should be mandatory for every all-star pro athlete to record at least one song and music video to accompany it and when I take this case to the Supreme Court, Deion Sanders' "Must Be the Money" will be Exhibit A (He set the precedent for making it rain, BOOM!!). Deion Sanders Pepto-Bismol suit makes its appearance at the 1:53 mark and it takes no prisoners from then on. My insiders at the Football Hall of Fame told me that this video and Deion Sanders retina ravaging pink suit was what catapulted him into the Hall and not his high-stepping interceptions returned for touchdowns...