Thursday, November 4, 2010

Star Wars Episode IV.1: A New Dialogue


Obi-Juan Kenobi: Luke, go to the planet Dagobah and G.F.Y. to help you become a Jedi.
Luke Skywalker: What?? You want me to go all the way to the Dagobah system and fuck myself to become a Jedi?!?!!  I don't understand how masterbating on a remote planet will help me in my quest to become a Jedi Ben.
Obi-Juan Kenobi: No no, not go fuck yourself, Go Find Yoda.
Luke Skywalker:  Ohhhh, ok. That makes more sense I guess.

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