Monday, February 7, 2011

Wait, did you say...

Calcium or Cow Semen

Patron: Wait, did you say your milk now has 50% more "calcium", or 50% more "cow semen"??
Waiter: 50% more cow semen sir.
Patron: Wow!!! That... is... AWESOME!!! When you think this place can't get any better you drop this bomb on me. In that case, I'll have the tallest glass of your finest pale ale please.

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