BUD BUNDY
from
MARRIED WITH CHILDREN
or
KENNY aka BUD
from
THE COSBY SHOW
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Sir Mix-A-Lot and Chris Berman in the Recording Studio
Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got...
Chris Berman: Back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back
Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got...
Chris Berman: Back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back
Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got...
Chris Berman: Back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back-back
Studio Engineer: Ok, cut. Perfect. I think we've got a hit on our hands fellas.
Chris Berman: Finally!! I need to get the fuck outta here cuz I've got this ESPN intern I need to take out. I'm pretty sure She-May-Go-All-The-Way!!
Wednesday
I refuse to call Wednesday the "hump day" and I think everyone should join me in my boycott. Wednesday is nowhere close to being as fun as humping, and it lasts a hell of a lot longer than one of my infrequent and unsatisfactory hump sessions, referred to as "3 minutes of disappointment" by the ladies. I can't even remember the last time I humped on a Wednesday and, therefore, I will not call Wednesday the hump day until the next time I actually hump on a Wednesday. We will start the Nastradamus of Nonsense Nookie Calendar where I'll mark off the calendar with a red X after every Wednesday I don't get my hump on. Let the games begin. O yea, I accept pity fucks ladies.
Star Wars Episode IV.1: A New Dialogue
Luke Skywalker: What?? You want me to go all the way to the Dagobah system and fuck myself to become a Jedi?!?!! I don't understand how masterbating on a remote planet will help me in my quest to become a Jedi Ben.
Obi-Juan Kenobi: No no, not go fuck yourself, Go Find Yoda.
Luke Skywalker: Ohhhh, ok. That makes more sense I guess.
Best Dynamic Duo
BATMAN & ROBIN DR. DRE & SNOOP
or
or
Trick Question!!! The Answer is....
CHRIS & SNOOP
from
THE WIRE
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