Drunken Conversation With Judge Lance Ito

Me: Hey, wait a minute man, I know you. Didn't you co-pilot the Millennium Falcon with Lando Calrissian during the Battle of Endor in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi??  What's your name man??
Judge Ito: First off you fucking idiot, that was a movie. Second of all, it supposedly happened a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away so if it did in fact happen, it would've occurred before I was alive and in a totally different galaxy.  And the person you're thinking of is Nien Nunb, and I get that all the time.