FUUUUUUUCK THAT!!!! I refuse to reduce my carbon footprint. In fact, I am doing everything in my power to get my carbon footprint as big as I can. All the girls say "the bigger the foot, the bigger the dick", and I could use a few inches south of the equator if you know what I'm saying. All these hippies trying to get people to reduce their carbon footprint is like a form of tree hugging ancient Chinese footbinding. I refuse to be a part of this torture and subjugation. That is why I am typing this blog with my toes while spraying two aerosol cans in the air and crushing styrofoam cups with my butt-cheeks.
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