False Advertisements

Icy-Hot:  It really does not get that cold or "Icy" as it proclaims.  I guess "Icy-Hot" sounds better than "Colder than the temperature level of the body part you intend to put this product on-Hot".  But the hot part is not false at all.  Trust a man who has tried putting Icy-Hot on a deep inner thigh bruise and unintentionally got some on his meditation balls.  Do you know how hard it is to try to cool off your nutsack under the faucet of a kitchen sink (this was pre-removable nozzle)?!?!  I swear some of the balance and agility I displayed was comparable to the balance beam exercise Dominique Daws nailed at the '92 Barcelona Olympics!!! U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A...