Secret Love Child

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SNOOKI!!!

      

Snooki from Jersey Shore is preparing to shoot a spread in the October issue of Vanity Fair.  My sources tell me the tentative titles are "Snooki: Garfield Pre Celebrity Fit Club" or "Snooki: Proving Penguins Have Knees and Can Survive Outside of Cold Temperatures".  The shoot may be accompanied with a Surgeon General Warning since Snooki might appear semi-nude.  It took the FDA over 20 years to realize smoking causes lung cancer, but only 5 minutes to realize Snooki in a bikini can cause Retinoblastoma...