Things to Leave Off Your Resume

Nutritional and Fitness Advisor
       Past and Current Clients: Big Pun, Gabourey Sidibe, Joey Fatone, Fat Man Scoop, Ruben Studdard, Kristie Alley, Delta Burke, K-Fed.

Anger Management Coach

       Past and Current Clients: Mel Gibson, Michael Richards, Charlie Sheen, Alec Baldwin, Chris Brown, Bobby Brown, J-Wowww.

Cultural Sensitivity Coach

       Past and Current Clients: Mel Gibson, Michael Richards, Fuzzy Zeller, John Rocker, Charlie Sheen, The Minister Louis Farakhan, Osama Bin Ladin.

Drug Counseling and Treatment Professional

       Past and Current Clients: Anna Nicole Smith, DJ AM, Heath Ledger, Brittany Murphy, Whitney Houston, Lindsey Lohan, Bobby Brown, Rick James, Chris Farley, Lynn Bias. (Please send email to professionaldopeheadhealer@yahoo.com for additional clients).

Marriage and Relationship Counselor

       Past and Current Clients: O.J. and Nicole Brown Simpson, Phil and Brynn Hartman, Chris Brown and Rihanna, Tiger and Ellin Woods, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, Nas and Kelis, John and Elizabeth Edwards, Shaquille and Shawnee O'neil, Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz.

Sex Addiction Therapist

       Past and Current Clients: Tiger Woods, Hugh Grant, John Edwards, David Letterman, Marv Albert, Bill Clinton, Clarence Thomas, Magic Johnson, Michael Douglas, David Duchovny.

Dentist

       Past and Current Clients: Amy Winehouse, Michael Phelps, Anthony Anderson, Laurence Fishburn, Michael Strahan, Steve Buschemi.

Recreational Sports Instructor

       Past and Current Clients: Sunny Bono, Dick Cheney, Christopher Reeves.