Just wanted to let all lonely women over 37 and desperate lesbian couples out there know that my seed is for sale if you need dick-milk to make a human baby. Unfortunately, I do not do the artificial insemination and only give my junk-juice as God intended, neanderthal style in a cave on a sabertooth-tiger skin rug with the girl passed out due to a club to the head, or as known as in 2010 after a night of heavy drinking at an Irish Pub and then banging while blacked out on a stained beanbag and air-mattress in my friends studio apartment...
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