On Saturnight 67, 7669, Captain Zapp Brannigan, Lieutenant Kif Kroker, Prince Lone Starr, his loyal mawg Barf, Elroy Jetson and his dog Astro were out cruising the Whirlpool Galaxy looking for the Intergalactic Stash Station when their spacehoopty blew a tirejet and was thrust into a wormhole taking them back to the year 2008. Zapp, Elroy, Kif, Barf, Astro and Lone crash landed on Earth in Tijuana Mexico.
With no money for food, they reluctantly entered Barf and Astro in a tag-team Mexican dogfight where they were victorious in a split decision. With their winnings, the crew decided to head across the border to the self-proclaimed land of freedom and opportunity, the U.S. of A. Crossing the boarder into San Diego, the group decided to treat themselves to a fun filled afternoon at LegoLand. While at LegoLand, Zapp's sexual urges consumed him and he was found mounting a life size female Lego piece by security in the Lego manufacturing plant. When asked to provide some form of identification, Zapp bolted, and Elroy, Lone Starr, Barf, Kif and Astro followed behind him.
The group has been on the run ever since, fleeing from State to State, crashing in motels that charge by the half-hour in order to avoid confinement at Alien Gitmo aka Area 51. But during their many stops on their trek, they have had close encounters of the 3rd kind with many beautiful human female units. These encounters inspired them to form a music group so they could bring their cosmic sound to this celestial body we fleshy creatures inhabit in order to make the panties of our XX chromosoned women evaporate. And out of this desire, NASA was hatched...
Members:
Captain Zapp Brannigan
Elroy Jetson
Prince Lone Starr
Lieutenant Kif Kroker
Entourage:
Barf
Astro Jetson
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