Social Suicide Letter

I cannot go on living like this, committing countless hours on pointless and mind-numbing social networking sites, being constantly bombarded by status updates, messages, friends requests, group invites and reminders.  I have decided it is best I just end it all and terminate my facebook life.  Killing my facebook self will be the social networking equivalent of sitting my wrists while sitting in a warm bath with a plastic bag over my head and tossing a clock radio in the water.  Goodbye social networking world, I'll send you a postcard from facebook heaven... - The Nastradamus of Nonsense