Look at you. You were once the most feared unexplainable disaster waiting to happen. Now you couldn't scare a sail-boat with a bunch of girl-scouts working on a teamwork and participation badge!!! What have you done lately?!?!?! You haven't caused one plane crash or one boat disappearance in 30 years!! Stop living off your past tragic achievements, get off your ass, get out there and in the words of Jay-Hova "Show Me What You Got"!!! Now lets GO!!!! (Ra ra ra ra ra, pound on the lockers, high fives. aaannnddd, second-half comeback).
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